I care deeply...

-Twilight Storm

oh come on it is not like you are a girl with an affinity towards muscular men, or at least you are not a girl, the affinity however ...

-Exiled Possum

Creepy thought...

And I did not dodge the question, but did not see the post until I had already made something following it. Read post 6123.

Na, I'm just writing a book about how much fail there is in the world and I need as many tesb quotes as I can find to make my point.

-Twilight Storm

your welcome

-Exiled Possum

Did you look at your own name id? There's plenty of fail there too.

hmm... a string of insults would be a good goal, but I can't think of anything. On the other hand, if I were to not say anything at all, I would have no chance for victory. I think I'll just jabber a little bit.

now we have jabbering draakjackets, and OTHER odd species, the curing plant will be working overtime so that they can be sold to museums  for display under glass as preserved displays

harpo

Pew pew pew pew.

Btw, DAMN RUSSIANS.

PEE ewe, switch the exhaust fans on.

harpo

For the record, my name is in no way related to those ridiculous books/"Movies" if you can call them that.

-Twilight Storm

but you booked it

harpo

but you... uh,... yeah...

and you changed you mind without making sure it was in gear.

harpo

Draak: I was just curious, other than my uncle, I've never met anyone who works out on a set basis.

And actually, Storm's name does NOT have anything to do w/ the Twilight series, rather it has to do w/ the name of a ship in a book he's writing.

Richter {^}

I'm very much not in gear. But that's a story for a different day. As for the workout, it's hard to get good at a martial art if you don't do it regularly, so it's not just a matter of fitness.

this thread is too slow

-Exiled Possum

I would help more, but most frown on double or triple posting. I could have written a short story or a novel. You know, throw up a chapter in between work loads and maybe once before I go to bed. Maybe something nice about a girl. Maybe she has a problem, like she knows this guy and wants him to notice her too. Maybe she finds someone who can help her, like a guy who really needs help socially adjusting, but would clean up nice and be useful as a pawn in her game to win the affections of another. Maybe she discovers as she fixes him up that she's growing close to him. Maybe he feels closer to her, but finds out she's been using him this whole time. Maybe he decides to walk away from her, only to have her chase after him realizing the mistake she made by using him as a tool. Maybe along the way she then meets a stranger. Maybe the stranger takes her into the woods and beats her. Maybe he then plays out a few sadistic fantasies with her body while she has an old cloth jammed in her mouth. Maybe the cops find her the next day bound to a tree, battered to death. Maybe at her funeral the boy she cleaned up realizes that he shouldn't have left her. Maybe he blames himself for the incident. Maybe he's found two days later by his mother, hanging from one of the rafters in her garage. Maybe Disney doesn't pick up my story for a movie adaptation.

Nah, that would never work.

yes, never

-Exiled Possum

for it to work it need more teenage angst and emotional insecure vampires

-Exiled Possum

of all the things you could change in that story, it would be vampires?

My hat is off to you.

no i think the story is just fine, but if you want to make money out of it include vampires, more  love and teenage angst

works like charm

-Exiled Possum

Or, forget the vampires, change everything to small animals, and animate it in 3D.  If Disney doesn't pick it up, one of them others should.

Did anyone read the last few lines of that story?

yes, it is great for a family movie with cute animated small animal vampires

-Exiled Possum