Hahaha

Oh, Syneptus, you're so easily amused.

Are you suggesting that I am simple?

(I AM simple. But not depressed or unintelligent.)

By simple, I would never assume depressed. And sure, I think you're simple. Doesn't have to mean stupid though. I've known many a college student so terribly inundated with information that they enjoy nothing more than an old Tom and Jerry cartoon after a day of classes. If that is simple, so be it.

Depression can be linked to being simple.

http://www.youtube.com/v/IAvo-9sv5G0

I'd lose on purpose, twice if I could.  Who cares about a little tazer shock?

and a lot of draakjackets, stuntfish, snapfish and even a couple of tuskfish, but not many ratfish, they seem to be fished out. think I will shop this lot to outer mongolia.

and I agree with you regarding the video, but the shock seems to be more of a weak electric fence than a tazer.

harpo

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he could export the work to Mexico or China?

Not much. Even the chinese wont work for that low

I dunno about that. Imagine a billion woodchucks chucking wood like mad.

nothing they would eat the woodchuck

-Exiled Possum

That's assuming instead of just sending orders to have the work outsourced, he shows up in person at the Chinese factories to oversee operations. They would be so hungry that they would serve him with a Chinese duck sauce, which has no actual duck in it. Freaking rip.

just another small catch, a couple of draakjackets, a tuskfish, and a carbonised alterx

and the duck sauce is also quite good on fish, especialy draakjackets & tuskfish.

harpo

never tried it, but I'm not a big fish person. is the duck sauce good on red meat or should I try it out with chicken and pheasant?

only  ONE draakjacket. back to the beer battered draakjackets.

the duck sauce is better on white meat as it is fairly rich in flavour.

harpo

I always thought so, but a white wine mustard is also fairly strong, some would even say pungent, and I find it compliments beef tenderloin quite well. I'm inclined to believe you, but I can't help but wonder.

Funny how we go from talking about racial tension, to Chinese Wages, to duck sauce, to white wine mustard complimenting beef...

Richter {^}

There's nothing funny about food.

I wasn't calling the food itself funny.

Richter {^}

yeah, but the tenderloin was soooo good after a hard workout.

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You work out?

Richter {^}

Death speaks:

There was a merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, “Master, just now when I was in the market-place I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture; now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me.”

The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd and he came to me and said, “Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning?”

“That was not a threatening gesture,” I said, “it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."

~ Arab Tale

I practice Capoeira

Dodged the question.

Richter {^}

so what, why would anyone on a forum care?

-Exiled Possum