Okay...

I grant you a new page. Come and post beneath my presence.

Had I not posted prior, this page probably would have been Ryat's to claim.

Regardless, I grant you a brick upon which you shall lay the foundation for your fortress for the Empire of (Fail) Draakjacht.

Xer0 \^/

You forget, little one, that I am a master of counting. Yes, I can reach numbers far beyond my toes and fingers. That is the mastery which has risen me to such glorious status.

And an empire is not built upon the strength of bricks, rather bones.

QFT

good one Xer07

Awe, why you gotta be hating on your god?

I've got biological weapons you can play with.

IKm drunk

the capital K says it all. Okay, you get to pray to the god of wine for a bit. Come back and see me when you're done.

As for the rest of you, prepare your arms. We march to page 256!

sadly I was ROFLMAO last night over that

That's kinda what the drunk part does to you. Alright, minions, we have a job to do! Here, everyone gets an M4. For special requests, see the Sergeant at Arms... uh, who wants to be in charge of boom sticks?

are you serious? even a dog is more worthy then you!

now kneel before your god, the provider of pages, and beg for his mercy!

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254 and 255 may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

He is still a man and not worth my time to follow

In the beginning there was an empty forum.

And the lord, saw it and was not pleased so he created a page.

After while the page was full and all the mortals prayed to the Lord: give us more pages or we will die!

And so he did and the people were always grateful for every new page he provided.

But after a while new evil people arose from the devout followers and sow deceit and hatred, for they claimed that the lord was mortal.

Some people followed their advice, but they quickly realized that pages do not create themselves, nor can they be created by any mortal being.

But the Lord had mercy and he said: While they defied my Godhood they were deceived by evil spirits and i am a merciful god, so i grant the gift of page creating to all humans.

This was a long time ago and many people arose and claimed that there was no god, for they never have seen the creation of new pages by him. all they new was that pages could be created by their own account.

And they had many followers  saying: there is no god of page creation, but us!

And the Lord Draakjacht, creator of pages, saw it  and was deeply offended. So he told his most trustworthy aide to warn the people that he will come back and inflict judgment on the heathens, for every gift that he might give to the people he can also take away!

And so it came that after many pages tesb, the most righteous servant of Drakkjacht, came and warned the people:

Kneel before your God or Die!

The warning has been spoken.

There will be no mercy this time.

Repent sinners and you may be granted a swift death.

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254 and 255 may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

lol

seen it, read it, seen it done a lot better though yours was nice

Read the Book of Pages and heed its words, for they are the truth and in such truth man may find eternal salvation.

The Prophet Tesb of Deutschland has delivered thine word, and its wisdom shall flow like water unto those willing to drink of it or flow like the blood of heathens willing to deny it.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Hail... in July... in Texas...

I think the zombies are next...

and a large haul of draakjackets, a lot of ratfish several tuskfish and zerfish.

this lot will be left out for an hour then shipped to north,south and west darfur to help with their heat and food problems

and the missiles that were offered are FAR too small. I REQUIRE a GUN of the dimensions and range stated for it's impact damage potential( ie to create a series of craters 8km(5miles) in diameter.

it is for a beautification project I have in mind ( to remove the series of bullseyes in the outback)

harpo

that would be an artillery piece

true, but both a bigger diameter and range than the famous paris gun with a far larger explosive payload.

the paris gun had a mere 67 mile range and only 100kilo HE projectiles, at least according to the books that I read once.

harpo

so you want an artillery piece that is 10 times the size of a Schwerer Gustav gun

actually the paris gun had a range of 81 miles, the above mentioned cannon did not have the same range

yes ten times the size AND 8 to 10 times the range, and with enough payload to create a impact/explosive crater 8 km(5 miles) in diameter and at least 500 meters deep.

harpo

possible, will get to work on it and together we will smash Draakjacht and his loyal followers and bring an end to his tyranny

only the devil feels oppressed by god

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254 and 255 may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

whatever

you

crazy