Maybe Harpo could add some pollen and make it smell like perfume when it burns instead of rotten stink.

Dude, Roesh? WTF?

Okay, fuck you guys, I'm going home.

Hah!  =D

And so it came to pass, The Creator of Pages left his children in a fit of rage.

In accordance to the prophecy, The Sustainer of Pages celebrated with vodka and lots of party women.

Amen.

I haven't left my children. I still have the Prophet Tesb of Deutschland. Where the hell did he go?

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

at your service mylord

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258 and 260 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Ah! Don't surprise me like that.

Okay, we need to get the word out there. Maybe a grass-roots movement or an advertising program... or we could just smack people with the Book of Pages.

Go and preach my word.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

mylord, if i may:

i often found that killing infidels is much faster and efficient then converting them by nonviolent means. It also has the side effect the a lot more people are converting out of free will (somebody dare say terror)

also if we 'convert' (i.e. blackmail) their leaders first so they will adopt the praise of you as their state religion, while renouncing all others we can maximize the conversion effect.

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258 and 260 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

You are indeed one of my greatest prophets... my only prophet, but that's beside the point. We must rake over the land with a finely honed blade to purge those unwilling to realize the glory of my divinity.Their leaders must be shown the way, whether it be through the benevolence of my guiding light or the fear of my passing shadow.

Let the campaign begin anew to bring in the masses and wash away their doubts or their blood, whichever falls from their bodies first.

Step 1: Ryat, I'm threatening to release those videos I have of you handling other people's packages. You have two posts to comply.

Step 2: Carbon, I have incriminating soundbytes of you saying sexually deviant things to other men over the internet, one of which might not be of legal age.

Step 3: Stant, I have a stripper here. She's already dead, but if you don't follow, I shall have her appear 'mysteriously' in the trunk of your car just when your vehicle registration expires. And there will be an officer itching to give tickets.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

I got a sex change so its okay now Draak

want a turn?

I will not fall for mere trickery. I know my adversary can take many forms, many pleasing and capable of fooling the masses, but I am never blind to such parlor tricks. You have one post to comply!

On a personal note, brown just moved up a peg towards being my favorite color.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

NEVER!

I shall cleanse these pages with the unholy fires of hell and then wash away the ashes in a fury of windstorms then bring floods such as never been seen before followed by the complete swallowing up of the servers by the earth.

Let the battle

BEGIN!

I see you are a defiant god. No matter. Your crusade shall not reach fruition and your belief shall be sapped, one believer at a time. Bask in the richness of the divine as long as you can, before you are drawn into the void.

muhahahahaha

but I have a secret weapon that shall bring you to your knees

WITNESS THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!

You're secret weapon is a butt-pirate? I knew you were lord of the pirates, but I didn't know which type.

Now that I know that, I'm pretty sure it couldn't have been you who did this...

Hmm, I think another god is trying to make a play for power. I must find this fledgling god and destroy it quickly.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

and another catch of useless draakjackets, but there are some ratfish, tuskfish and stuntfish.

the ratfish, tuskfish & stuntfish will be frozen for later, the draakjackets will be used for area denial weapons, about 1 draakjacket per square mile should be enough to prevent ANYTHING with a nose from entering an area, the only worry is if the containment material corrodes from contact with the draakjackets.

harpo

I'm still playing you off against each other.

I am also using the skelefish in with the draakjackets in the area denial weapons,

so enjoy the smell

harpo

Harpo, I dumped uranium and phosphorus into your lake in the previous page, so how are you still fishing lol?

you didn't drop in enough

plus the uranium was merely unrefined ore which has a minimal impact on the environment

according to Oprah, if we just breed the draakjackets in large numbers and super saturate the lake with the excess numbers, we can make the area impossible to approach.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

it is a well known fact that oprah just talks crap

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258 and 260 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

eloquently said

and this catch is a small one, just a skelefish, a ratfish, a couple of draakjackets and a tuskfish

and the draakjackets ONLY have themselves to EAT in the pond, BUT as they are herbivores, they starve to death, and for some weard reason it is only the FAT draakjackets that stink.

undying, I am fishing in the ocean called inter with a net.

harpo