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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #6576 Top

Only after using more of what will kill you.

And you'll have to excuse my absence, I was busy having a life.

Here, as a token of good will, I grant you a life as well AND A NEW PAGE!

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6577 Top

bah!

busy with RL

Alls I can say is

TWO WEEK VACATION!

Reply #6578 Top

more then you will ever have in the heathen labor camp!

 

if i were you i would pray to the lord for swift death, heretic

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6579 Top

except I am the lord for swift death

death after all is a form of destruction

muhahahahahahaha }:)

Reply #6580 Top

Prophet Tesb of Deutschland, don't forget to add page 264 to my list of gifts upon mankind.

And no, Ryat is a lesser god, the Destroyer of Pages, he will have no place amongst the humans. He is to either take his place below me on the totem of power or be cast into the void, his existence filled with emptiness for all of time.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6581 Top

Tesb isn't very loyal, as he has yet to complete his signature with every page you started. Get a new minion, or a humorous response.

Reply #6582 Top

how dare you question my loyalty!

for this grievous offense i shall slay you!

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6583 Top

A LESSER GOD!? >:(

I DESTROY IN SECONDS WHAT TAKES YOU YEARS TO CREATE!

WHAT YOU CREATE LASTS ONLY AS LONG AS I ALLOW. WHILE WHAT I DESTROY REMAINS DESTROYED!

And when it is rebuilt, it is never as it once was.

I RULE OVER ALL!

Reply #6584 Top

did someone hear a thing? nobody? good

for a moment i thought there were heathen screaming and begging to be sacrificed

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6585 Top

The Lord of Destruction is powerless in my absence, for without me, there is nothing to destroy. While he knows emotion and loses himself in passion, I am simply being, a creature of balance and truth, simply being for its own sake. I am beginning without intention. I am existence without aim. I am without need.

Prophet Tesb of Deutschland, you spread the word well and with speed. For this you are blessed.

IrationalFear, you are equally swift of foot with humorous grace. I invite you to join the ranks and spread the word.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6586 Top

Surely Ryat cannot exist without you, but your self cannot exist without your followers to fill the void btwn pages so that you can create more. Hence if a moderator were to lock the posts then you would be powerless!!!

Reply #6587 Top

and another catch of draakjackets, tuskfish, ratfish, scardyfish and a couple of other spiecies.

the draakjackets are going to their little pond, the others are getting frozen to be shipped to ethiopia.

harpo

 

Reply #6588 Top

Altaux, I admire your enthusiasm, but you are mistaken. I can exist without my followers, filling pages myself, but I appreciate them for the variety which they contribute. The moderator is another subject. Let's think of them as Arbiters of Ragnarok.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6589 Top

Quoting harpo99999, reply 6587
and another catch of draakjackets, tuskfish, ratfish, scardyfish and a couple of other spiecies.

the draakjackets are going to their little pond, the others are getting frozen to be shipped to ethiopia.

harpo

 
End of harpo99999's quote

Rasta no go to ethiopia

Reply #6590 Top

and another draakjacket and a alterfish.

and do you want the  atlerfish to get put in the draakjacket pond so that they have alterfish to eat?

that is the alternative to being frozen & shipped.

harpo

 

Reply #6591 Top

Nom nom nom

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6592 Top

Ive heard that atlerfish taste good with draakjackets and salads

Reply #6593 Top

Not really, but Ratfish and eggs? Mmmm...

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6594 Top

rofl

NO EGGS!

Reply #6595 Top

Alterfish are poisonous. We have a poisionous wit that we secrete through our mouths. We contaminate any body of water are placed in. Hence your instructions on catching on Alterfish are to stomp it, before it stomps you

Reply #6596 Top

meh, salads plus Draakjacht fishes remove the poisons

Reply #6597 Top

just as eggs remove the ratfish poisons.

and the catch is two draakjackets, two ratfish and an alterfish.

will try the alterfish and the draakjackets in the draakjacket pond to see what happens

and the ratfish will be served with beer & egg batter and an egg salad.

harpo

 

Reply #6598 Top

Alterfish goes into hibernation to slowy release deadly posoin. Alterfish are very shy and do not appreciate new surroundings

Reply #6599 Top

so basically Alterfish cower in fear

Reply #6600 Top

a new page is coming soon









-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies