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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #6801 Top

... and the beginning.

Behold, a page free from the presence of the Lord of Destruction. Truly, I have created an untouched page of paradise. May it always be.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6802 Top

all behold his power!

 

praise be unto you: lord of creation!

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267, 269,272 and 273 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6803 Top

and another catch of alterfish, carbofish, draakjackets and tuskfish.

this lot will feed the cyats & their pet ryats.

harpo

Reply #6804 Top

death to the fish!

death to the oprah!

 

all hail  draakjacht!

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267, 269,272 and 273 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6805 Top

Go forth, Seer Tesb and see what was and what shall be. Let the people know, so they may pay their respects and prepare. Note their futures in the Book of Posts and let all who see its truth know my name.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6806 Top

Seer? If he is a seer then maybe he can help me find pesky 'Moose and squirrel'

Reply #6807 Top

and another small catch of tuskfish(tiny), draakjacket and alterfish.

the tuskfish are so small that they died when being pulled out of the water. I will use them as chum to lure more fish.

the draakjacket & alterfish will be used as a midnight snack for the ryats.

harpo

 

 

Reply #6808 Top

Boris and Natasha can help with that.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages Finder of Moose and Squirrel

Reply #6809 Top

Quicly draakjacht;

Your mission is to locate current where abouts of Moose of squirrel. We have reason to believe that Borris and or Natasha may have been taken out by their shenanigans

Reply #6810 Top

No, they're just living in Malibu off of the money they made doing their movie. Give them another couple of years and they'll blow it all on girls and coke, ending up homeless like Ed McMahon.

Reply #6811 Top

I see....but we need them now for questioning! Go quickly capture Moose and Squirrel, O and pick me a soviet sandwich

Reply #6812 Top

Kielbasa sandwich on Pogrom rye?

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6813 Top

and another small catch, just the draakjackets and two alterfish.

the catch is SO small that it will only be a single bite for ONE cyat's pet ryat.

harpo

 

Reply #6814 Top

Yes that sandwich is satisfactory.

And kill the fisherman on your way back. Intel says that he is secretly working for Moose and squirrel

Reply #6815 Top

and another alterfish with an inflated ego.

 and I enjoy EATING squirrel Moose, just as the cyats & ryats enjoy eating draakjackets and alterfish.

harpo

 

Reply #6816 Top

you begin to stink like fish, oprah!

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267, 269,272 and 273 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6817 Top

Seer Tesb, he began long ago. Sometimes creation is not a pretty process.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6818 Top

yeah i guess so, it just takes a while for the smell to go from america to europe :)

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267, 269,272 and 273 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6819 Top

The trade winds can be a blessing and a curse.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6820 Top

BLAST FROM THE PAST

Reply #6821 Top

should have stayed there, stupid dog!

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267, 269,272 and 273 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6822 Top

and another small catch of a couple of draakjackets, tuskfish and an alterfish.

this little shipment will go to austria after freezeing. and the reason I have NOT shipped anything to americant is because they already eat too much.

harpo

Reply #6823 Top

Ah, but they should probably eat more lean meats like fish, thus if you make it a cheap alternative, you might win them over to a heart healthy diet, discounting any possible cases of iodine poisoning.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6824 Top

if you think the only thing you can get from oprahs fish is iodine poisoning, you must have a very healthy immune system.

 

the fish may not harm a god, but mere mortals will suffer quite immensely, especially those heretics, traitors and mutants, may the lord smite them!

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267, 269,272 and 273 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6825 Top

Actually The iodine is great for Bowser. so :P i am gonna eat me an oprah fish.