fly my birds, fly to glory

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Carbon's gonna love every reply from now on since this now applies to every single one...

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did not click your keylogger link

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and another 7 tesb's die in various grusome ways, one was pecked to death by pigeons, another pecked to death by sparrows, another by doves, another was used as a chew toy by a flock of gallahs, yet another was killed by a fishhawk, and another was pecked to death by a flock of crows.

who was it that left the door between the tesb's and the bird cages open?

harpo

*cough cough*

Not me?

hehe

I watched the movie "The Birds" one too many times.

That's okay. I have an 88mm I keep outside just in case them feathery fokkers show up.

an 88 does not have near enough firepower nor rate of fire to stop the swarm of evil pigeons (c)

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Rate of fire I would agree, but not the issue of firepower. Those 88mms are strong enough to punch through tank armor.

you have not seen the new armored pigeons with 300 mm of hardened steel armor

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Yeah, they can't fly, breathe, eat, or even make that annoying cooing sound as they walk around bobbing their heads. Oddly, they can still get shit on cars.

and another two tesb's die from bird attacks, one was from a ROK landing on it, the second was from a bald eagle that wanted a replacement hairpiece ripping the tesb's head off,

 and regarding the 88mm against 300mm of armour(assuming it is solid metal armour), all you have to do is load H.E.A.T. shells & fire, but it would be easier to destroy with a 120mm as the impact of the 120mm shell would crush them, and if they do upgrade the armour them switch to H.E.A.T. or penetrator shells, then they die just as quickly.

harpo

lol 300 mm, that's only an inch of armor

lame

still enough for you

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ryat, 300mm is 11.81 inches as it is 25.4mm to the inch and that is why I suggested the replacement of the small 88mm with a small-medium 120mm, of course we COULD move to 350mm weapons which would only need to graze the target to effectively destroy it's usefulness but the main issue with the 350mm is the recoil from the shot as each shell is about 1 TON.

and another tesb dies from a starling attack.

harpo

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and this tesb died from being in the direction that one of the anti pigeon guns fired in but missed the pigeon with the first shot, but the second hit and crushed the pigeon and the first 1 ton shell hit where the tesb was standing, so it is another death to bird related actions.

harpo

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  was equating an inch to a foot

Damn English system.Why can't America be smart and just teach Metrics.

indeed, why oh why?

-Exiled Possum

Political Idiocy most likely. Something to do with the fact that it wasn't invented in America (which the Imperial system that is used and taught in America was not either but that is a minor detail) so they don't want anything to do with it.

lol!!! The imperial system isnt American either?

Tesb I feel sorry for you here is a 1-UP

Nope, designed by the British and the slightly modified for American usage.\

Lame.

wow

Americans are

Not all are lame. I do meet the occasion few that realize that other countries do have good ideas and should be listened to.