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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #6401 Top

But just fill one up.

Reply #6402 Top

A great clash now begins between the Lord of Destruction, Lord of Creation, and Lord of Sustenance. The balance between these three must be set, as conflict, the eternal truth of mortality, shall be the arena through which they accomplish such a feat.

It would only be proper to quote the Vedas.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6403 Top

I'm bored.  Entertain me.

Reply #6404 Top

and another catch of carbofish and a draakjacket, pity it is such a small catch.

I think that I will freeze it( ie put it outside for a while) and when the weather warms up I will feed it to the cyats.

harpo

 

Reply #6405 Top

I would but your late to party. And Im pulling a RFT and not sleeping.

 

Lord Carbon, Provider of Sustenance

 

Have you had your Carbon today? :thumbsup:

Reply #6406 Top

I would say get on TS, but I can only type and it wouldn't help my insomnia

Reply #6407 Top

Oh me, what have I done?

Reply #6408 Top

screw it, feel free to show up on TS. Using it as a chat.

Reply #6409 Top

Your had a vomit of creation.

 

 

 

Clean up on Row 4! Someone fetch Harpo the cleaner.

Reply #6410 Top

Sleep is for the weak.  Russia is strong, like bear!  I mean...  Uh... 

Reply #6411 Top

Hahaha... In Mother Russian You dont drive car, Car drives you.

Reply #6412 Top

Hah, good one comrade.  You hear about stupid Polski who build solar powered flash light?  Almost as dumb as stupid Polski who build screen doors for submarines.

Reply #6413 Top

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

We shall drink our cheap....errr...strongest vodka!! To the Motherland, may she always bring us our Communist share of women.

Reply #6414 Top

Vodka and caviar.  Good for keeping fit and warm in Siberia, no?

Reply #6415 Top

No. Your perception of this effect is psychological. When in the bloodstream, alcohol thins the blood, causing a reduction in body temperature.

Reply #6416 Top

it would be a well deserved end for a traitor like him though,

freezing naked and drunken in the cold.

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254 and 255 may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

Reply #6417 Top

sounds like fun after 115 degree temps all week

 

 

 

Lord Ryat of Destruction

Reply #6418 Top

The Lord of Destruction wishes you to undo yourself. I wish only to care for you under a blanket of obedience. Come Stant, and kneel before your lord. Warmth in all forms are afforded under my reign.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6419 Top

hey hey

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Lord Ryat, Destroyer of Pages

Reply #6420 Top

Da.  Da, comrade Undying.  Yes, alcohol does thin out the blood reducing your core temperature, but your extremities warm up faster.  Properly clothed people in cold regions prefer this.  That is because it prevents the loss of fingers and toes from frostbite, and the clothing traps the heat in, thus maintaining acceptable core temperatures.  Dis is good for a person to keep their fingers and how you say, little piggies where dey belong.

Reply #6421 Top

But... the density of blood was preventing the extremities suffering from frostbite. When you drink alcohol, it'll only make them more susceptible. ;P

Reply #6422 Top

Or you could join the grey side of the Force. I have women, and whiskey.

Reply #6423 Top

Hah. Got me on that one.

*Bows to the wisdom of Undying's words.*

Reply #6424 Top

Do not bow to him. Although he is a sage, he is but a man. Gather him under your wing. Teach him the truth of creation. Let him read from the Book of Pages and understand its words.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6425 Top

I now bless my people...