Banned for making me start a new page. (Unless someone beats me)

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new page

banned for I've started two today. Consider this a gift.

Banned 'cause I don't take gifts from strangers.

Banned because of the 'cause cause.

banned cause of it

Banned

because it happens.

Xer0 \^/

banned cause shit happens

Banned for catching the reference.

Xer0 \^/

Banned because some idiots at the engineering camp I'm at decided to hold a rave, and set off the fire alarms with their fog machine. Twice. Once at 12:30 AM, the other at 12:45.

banned for idiot engineers. And people wonder why bridges keep falling over.

Banned because bridges fall over when I sneeze.

banned for Chuck Norris would sneeze and you would fall over.

Banned because Chuck Norris has no respiratory system.

Banned because Chuck Norris is Member number 0.

banned for Chuck Norris does not breathe. He just tells oxygen to get into his blood, where the red blood cells roundhouse kick it.

Banned because 1+1=Chuck Norris.

banned cause Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Banned 'cause §Ω×♦Ë&¹ÕηΝλξŒ

Banned because the Big Bang occured when Chuck Norris met Mr T.

Banned for mentioning the Big Bang.

banned for banging a big one

Banned for being a big banger. Nope, I didn't say that.

banned for zipping it shut

Banned for being into zippers.

Banned for innuendo.