banned for that, surprisingly, is not my issue. Paint drying.

Banned for issues.

Banned for banning issues.

Everyone has issues. (except for me. I call them "happy accidents". )

Xer0 \^/

Banned because I'm finally HOME.

banned for always changing the subject. Welcome home.

Banned for welcoming home.

It sounds like you're about to pull a machete from behind your back and stab him....

Xer0 \^/

banned for thinking I would stab with a machete.

because we all know how reliable the point of a machete is.

Banned because you would most likely slash him with a machete.

Banned because only missiles to the eye have any effect.

banned for I have a crossbow, so it can be done.

and machetes are more of a chop. edge is rarely sharp enough to give a good slash, but if I swing short, I'll take what I can.

Banned because huge metroids can help in event of emergency.

banned for alien interference

 Banned.

Just banned.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for I find your lack of cake disturbing...

-Twilight Storm | Am I high?  I could have swore we used to have a cake digicon... 

banned for the digicon is a lie

Banned for the cake is chocolate. I'm allergic to chocolate....

Banned for not eating FREE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!

-Twilight Storm

banned for just giving it away, you chocolate whore, you.

allergic to chocolate. I would hate to develop that allergy at this point in my life.

Chocolate's addicting...

Banned for your lack of faith comforts me. NIHILISM!!!

Xer0 \^/

banned for what lack of faith? And wouldn't a believer inherently have a lack of faith in anything?

Banned for thinking my post has to be relevant to the one above it.

Mah kissing fish are kissing. Rather violently, tbh...

Xer0 \^/

Banned for watching your fish from the shadows.

Banned because he needs a lot of light, actually.

For the camera crew.

Banned for cameras.

banned for aquatic pornography.