banned for wrapping several song lyrics together and calling it a ban

Banned for being over-cautious and wrapping yourself in cotton wool cos you think you're too old for mummy to kiss it better.

banned for being older than i

Banned for arriving late and making everyone wait.

Banned for excessive excess and  exaggerated exaggeration.

banned for over the top word usage

Banned for using words found in the dictionary.

banned for letting the cats out again

Banned for liking cats, not that you could eat a whole one.

banned for the whole kitten kadoodle 

Banned because kittens kadoodles are strictly off limits to persons without a vets license.

banned for making veterans get licenses

Banned for staying up all night waiting for your sexual relations to arrive.

banned for waiting three years

Banned for reading my diary.

banned for posting it up for all to read

Banned for that was somebody elses diary... and mine, is triple encrypted so the likes of you pervs can't read it and get filthy ideas.

banned for thinking your ideas are new

Banned for thinking my ideas are old.... and a triple ban for not liking my new PC.

banned for getting a new pc before me

Banned for that green streak.

banned for claims of streaks

Banned for really bad streaks on your windows that you can't see out of them.

banned for not cleaning my windows

Banned for seeing the window of opportunity but exiting via the backdoor instead.