Banned because girls simply don't understand the fond attachment a bloke feels for his testicles... tho as a bloke I fully understand the attachment to boobs.

banned for explaining your fond attachment to man boobs.

Banned because it's not man boobs I'm fascinated with... besides, man boobs don't come in DD's or smell nice

Banned for knowing how man boobs smell.

Banned because I don't.... I just know that women smell much nicer

banned for thinking that's natural. Much showering is involved.

Banned for getting involved while in the shower.

Banned because the Psycho theme is playing....

banned for that sounds right

banned for talking about any type of boobs

banned for...

Banned for deploying the air bags.

Banned cuz that looks like my bottom. hahaha

banned for there are scientific theories that hit on that.

banned for having 3heads.

Banned for having four heads.

banned for having one eye.

banned for having two eyes

Banned because I one day want to see somebody with a member number below 1,000,000.

banned because that's like finding an M1 Garand with a serial number below 100,000...

... no one really gets that simile, do they?

banned for forgetting Jafo. He has a member number below 1,000,000.

Banned because it really does amaze me that 4,000,000+ people are members of a Stardock-affiliated site.

 Banned because I, as a bit of an amateur gun and military nut, do. One would have to be a very lucky person, and depending on attitude, soon to be a considerably richer person.

banned for that's true. The lowest I have is SN 323,034. You Brits got to hold on to that one the whole time.

Banned for holding his... barrel.