Banned because he never truly explained the meaning of life, just left people even more confuseded.

Banned for I are confuseded now ....... what I done.

Nabbeb fo bad writtin

Banned for two minutes.

Banned for my sleeping in. 

Banned for a nice pic.

Banned for tanx.  Must have java you know.   And I have 2 ip adresses on my network. Calling my provider now.  

Banned for having more than one.  How do you spell privilage? Character

Banned for all good. Except your spelling.

Banned for using Jafo's spelling smiley and not presenting the correct spelling... next you'll be pulling speelings out fo teh Zubish dicshunary and nto usnig teh speeling simley.

Banned for just the facts starkers. Just the facts.

Banned for facts... they always have a way of being manipulated, especially by politicians  Nah f**k the facts.

Banned for are they gov. ? Are you sure they're not in the Monkey Gang?  

Banned for insulting monkeys... the association with politicians damages their image because they have greater credibility and problem solving skills than politicians.

Banned for throwing poo at it.

Banned for mistaking me for Messiah1, who does throw poo.

Banned for poo poo.

Banned for stacking poo... I'm just glad it wasn't poo, poo, poo and didn't topple over like a skyscraper under demolition.

   Banned for aiming for the eyes.

banned for creating the land of the blind

Banned for that's innovative thinking of the poo kind.  

Banned for this thread devolving into yet another monkey playtime... but at least Tarzan will feel at home.

Banned for Warrant Officer Taymalak.

Banned because that doesn't mean you get to keep your shoes on in here.  

Banned for swabbing the deck.