Banned for it seems to be a Sherlock mystery..? 

Things that make you go hmm.

Banned because I think it just collapsed under its own weight and vanished from space-time.

banned for I think the last post game should have done that as well. If bytes were metric tonnes, then it would have started sucking in other threads by now.

(This is humor. You don't have to actually give me the necessary mass for a black hole and compare it to the post count)

Banned for a good save. I was preparing myself for Scout's literal retribution while I was reading your post.

banned for I thought of him first and foremost.

Banned for thinking of me.

But black holes do not actually need a set mass to exist. Although mass determines the radius of a black hole's event horizon, its actual existence is conditional on density.

Banned for scientific mumbo jumbo.  It's like I said to the doc: "Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo and give it to me straight", so he wrote the prescription in Latin on purpose so's I didn't have a freaking clue what I was taking.

Banned ...................

     That's how The Master Blaster was born. The pharmaceuticals (spell check not included) given to him deliberately written in Latin so he'd have no idea what he was taking turned our friend into the gastrointestinal equivalent of Krakatoa.

Hi Mark. ..

Banned for references to pharmaceuticals inducing gaseous expulsions.

Hey Uvah, how's things?

Picking up for a change. Look for a PM.

Banned for not exercising your right to ban... yeah, I know, you're going soft in your old age.

That's good to hear... and will do.

Banned for a will do not authorized by the CommonWealth of idunno.

Banned for having uncommon wealth.

Banned cuz I want the common stuff.                     Or maybe not..

Banned 'cause i want the good stuff.

banned for I've got the good stuff.

Banned because if you did I'd have some missing... and I don't

Banned for I just had a cavity fixed. The whole bottom left of my cheek is still frozen.

 Need to get "2" more things done.  

banned for that sucks. Get that wrapped up and make sure they give you the good stuff

Banned for lack of good stuff to wrap stuff.

banned for I've got tons of the good stuff. Just need to know who wants to get wrapped in it.

Banned for rapping.

banned for beat poetry

Banned for soulful harmonies.

banned for I wanna get lost in your rock and roll