Banned for clogged pipes.

Banned for allegedly. 

banned for showing your shoulder

Banned for starting to smoulder.

Banned for my T seems to like it right there. 

banned for I could think of better places for the T. Like the laundry basket, the floor, draped over the lampshade...

Banned for then I'd be cold...

Banned for turning to a shawl instead of to warm yourself up.

banned for she shouldn't have to warm herself. There should always be some help.

Banned for I Love that idea I must say Draakjacht. Of course your right.  And I'm feeling warmer all ready.     

Banned for smooching up to an ass kisser [cos that's what he's doing there] with a long history of self-flagellation for constantly putting his foot in it....

I only put my foot in the asses of people that need to get across the street in a hurry. How do I know this? Because they usually piss me off so bad, they must be wanting to get out my company something fierce. I just send them there the fastest way possible, and my name isn't NASCAR.

As for the ass kissing, I've done many a thing to please a woman, and some get into freakier things than others. Does that scare me? Hell no. Give a woman what she wants and she'll return in kind, not just satisying you, but sending your eyeballs out through the back of her head, through the sheetrock and leaving them dusty on the attic floor for the paramedics to hunt for.

Firstly:  Banned for not banning when the opportunity arose...

Secondly: Banned for too much information

Thirdly: Banned for leaving out the nitty gritty dirty little details...

And lastly: Banned for being God's gift to women... Oh what it would be to be young again... or be to able to afford those little blue pills by the boxload

banned for too much and too little atll at once, huh?

and I'm not God's gift to women, I just try to go the extra mile.

Banned for unregistered mileage and gifting said mileage by the boxload.

And I speak for myself as a women, when I say I'd want to reciprocate, as much, if not more.  Off with the T. 

banned for not banning.

Reciprocating above what was gven could be dangerous. Could lead to comeptitive giving.

Banned for OoOooo.    And a, I'm the most generous person I know.   Just sayin.

banned for your humility overwhelms me.

Banned for romanticising the banning thread... it's abominable.

banned for I'm just going with the flow. Besides, Ryat brought up the shoulder.

Banned for being pretty darn fast.  I'm sure in alot of places around the world that's encouraged. 

banned for I'm fast when it calls for it.

Banned for lightning speed.

banned for I also eat my spinach