banned for yay I'm already robbing the cradle, so I might as well work up to dirty old man.

banned for saying "robbing the cradle" and "dirty old man" in the same sentence  

Josh, what should I ban this guy for?

Banned for not banning questionable multiples? 

banned for not banning. You only showed intent to ban, which is not a crime in this country, but does make you suspect should any such banning occur.

But, but, I did ban.  

 Banned for not seeing alleged ban, and someone else's non intent to ban.    Allegedly. 

banned for beating me by 17 seconds.

Hmm... what else might you do 17 seconds before me?

Banned for using white text.

banned for using white text.

And what is your avatar? It looks like a bird of prey missing a wing.

Banned for being a dirty old man at a very young age.

banned for I prefer to think of myself of as a dirty old man in training.

Banned for under estimating the level of depravity to which you have sunk.

Banned for don't know why but, I thought Cap'n''s never said sunk.   

I could count 16 sheep, have 1 cracker, sip a Slurpee, catch a Letterman joke, or experience heights the like makes Krakatoa blush. 

wow... what flavor Slurpee?

banned for nice ideas.

Banned for ideas that are somewhat depraved and seedy... but nevertheless enjoyable.

Banned for seeding this post with depraved difference.

Banned for Calvinism.

Banned for a  clarity that's as clear as mud

Banned for isn't Mudd on that panet of robots.  And speaking of mud. It's coffee time.  

Banned for an awesome Star Trek reference.

Banned for awesome is as awesome does.      You awesome male.

Banned for awesomness IROKONESS and all other ess's

Banned because I'm awesome and my name begins with S....

When your right, your right.

Banned for beginning with S, doesn't count.  But, you could be awesome?  

Banned for not much wit da ess