banned by the monkeys

Banned for I'm off to see the wizard. Maybe he has some {bigger} wings for me. 

banned for missing the red ruby slippers

Banned for magical shiny shoes. How did I forget that.. LOL  On the list.  

banned for there really is no place like home

Banned for trips are nice but, getting back home is sublime. 

Banned for trippin'.

banned for it's a very long drop

Banned for having dropped that far and lived to tell the whole sordid saga in explicit detail... though I thought the bit on free love was a bit light on as far as juicy bits go.

Banned for gutter thinking.

Banned for recognising that it is.... and banned for a prolonged forum absence without a note from your mother.

Banned for absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Banned because getting settled in a new place can be tedious as all hell

A month now and I'm still not used to it. Amazing how much you take for granted when you haven't had it in awhile.

Awesome freedom isn't it?  A

Awesome freedom isn't it?  And how about that bottomless cup?

banned for not banning and double posting

Banned for repeating yourself.

Banned for repeating yourself.

Banned for maudit, I don't know how I did that. LOL

banned for cross threading

Banned for I thought I had hit the edit button?? Regular random glitches... 

banned for blaming randomness

Banned for random regular excuses to explain away random cross-threading in a random laxidaisical manner.

banned by the last post on the page

Banned for is that a finger I see disappearing up your nose... or did you really lose it at the second knuckle in a freak sexual encounter with a Venus Flytrap?

Oh, and I know a lady who's growing Penis Flytraps... she says they're more effective than a chastity belt and she never has to worry about losing the key.

Banned for forgetting a voracious appetite. Ouch!