Banned because I am a master of avoiding things

Banned for you did not avoid the event of your birth.... and to be a true master of avoidance you need to have gotten out of that.

banned for too much karma.

Banned for not contributing to that fact... now I'm off the "I Would Give You Karma But... " thread to explain why I will not be contributing to your karma count anytime soon.

Banned for asking for patches again

Banned for eying the patches.

banned for it got locked for being too long

Banned for that's a bit extreme. One would think that a positive.

Banned for extremities... not that I've seen the piccies of them or anything, it's just that I'm told they're there.

Banned for blindly believing what you're told.

Banned because I really don't like where this discussion is going...

Banned for believing everything you see?     

Banned for seeing everything you don't believe.

Banned for everything you see and believe

Banned for believing there is no end to the insanity when in fact there is... providing the other you from the closest parallel universe is at the opening of the wormhole at the exact time you are to let him take your lunacy to his side for a while.  With a bit of luck and a strong tailwind we might make a bit of sense for a while.  If not, we can always suck in our stomachs and pretend things are normal.

Banned for run-on ban.

Banned for banning on the run. 

Banned for being a runny banner

Banned for being a bunny rabbit?

Banned for being a shoving leopard.

Banned for being a shocking leotard?

Banned for bringing up his cross-dressing antics and bedroom proclivities

Banned for yes. It's this book I'm reading. How to make friends and influence people.    

Banned for needing friends. Or people.

I prefer calculus.

banned for math cannot explain everything