Banned for the only cure is moderation.  

Banned for vintage regurgitation can only be moderated with the correct funnel

banned for funneling

banned for snorkeling... in water as clear as mud

Banned for muddy waters can sing.

Banned because salt water just stings.

banned for that wasnt salt water that was a jelly fish

banned for exotic seafood regurgitation... that fish wasn't jelly before.

Banned for salt water exfoliates and refreshes your skin. 

  Unlike the jelly fish.       

banned for sea health tips

Banned for seeing health tips everywhere.

banned because they are

Banned because you've been receiving subliminal messages from the aliens again, haven't you!

banned for yes I have

And its all in Spanish.

Oh yeah, mine speak pantomime. When they all speak at once it's just crazy.

Banned for the lunatic on the grass.

Banned for having a Lunatic Fringe on the grass.

banned for not going to the Dark Side of the Moon

Banned for being another brick on the wall.

Banned because those are the only two Pink Floyd songs people ever reference any more.

Banned for Blue Floyd would have been a better name.   Just sayin...

Banned for bringing out your interior decorators chart and comparing colours again

Banned because I wish we could just compromise on Mauve Floyd.

banned for Have a Cigar

Banned for mauve works. But, I thought of blue cuz they're kinda singing sad stuff. Kinda...