Banned because there were enough flies on the walls at UA High as is.

banned for counting the flies

Now you know how flies it takes to fill the UA High.

Banned for the education you would not have received had you not donned the 6 legs and wings disguise to become the fly on the wall who watched the boys and girls matriculate together.

Banned for Advanced Placement Calculus.

banned for I aced that class but failed Trig (due to lack of homework)

Banned for algebraic connotations in a world of subtractions and long division conundrums.

Banned for it just doesn't add up.

banned for not seeing it in multiple views.

Banned for counting your fingers in your pants pockets and coming up with 11

Banned for teachers pet.

Banned for petting teacher's pet... who, incidentally, was a very naughty boy.

banned for being

Banned for a soft porn clip about teacher diddling by deviant schoolboys with nothing else on their minds but shagging.

Banned for black and white fantasies.

Banned for a peaches and cream fantasy while riding home on the bus

Banned for no snacks allowed on bus. 

Banned for picnicking while scuba diving to discover the origins of Old Man Walrus

Banned for Chevy Chase is to busy for Wally World.   

Banned for divulging Wally's romantic aspirations with Chevy.... and shame on Chevy for breaking their date to go out with another guy.

banned for Chevy punched Wally out

Banned for getting tickets to the fight and using your iPhone to replay the knockout punch over and over.

Banned for punching defenseless iPhones. For shame!

Banned for reaching out and touching someone.

Banned for suggesting we may have a stalker around who likes to fondle peoples unmentionables at arms length.

Banned for having a long... stalk.