banned for being ninja'd

Banned for sneaky interloping and positioning.

Banned for your glass half full positivity isn't going to get you anywhere around there 'ere parts, sonny jim, especially not with the pessimistic fraternity around here, who happen to like the glass half empty scenario because it means they've at least had something to drink.

Twi triple  banned for ninja-whinging about slot loss.

Ninja whinging?  Silly pirate, ninjas can't fly. 

Banned for inaccurate ninja lore.

-Twi

banned for taking on the pirates

Banned for piracy.

-Twi

Banned fer bein' a landlubber.

Banned for living out on the ocean.

How do you get an internet connection out there?

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for asking too many questions...

-Twi

Banned for shopping on a ship would be very limiting. Are there videos available?  A casino maybe. I 'd like to meet and dine with the Captain. 

When do we land?   And banned for not offering discounts.

discount banned

Viscount banned.

Rubber-banned. 

-Twi

Banned of the rebound.

Banned for rebounding when you’re supposed to be banning.

banned for clouding up the place

Banned for clouding the issue.    

{kidding, nice sunny day here.}

Banned for kidding on a sunny day when it’s a cloudy issue

Banned for using Photoshop to make clouds. Ha!

banned for being a poo-head

Banned, need I say more?

Banned for not saying enough.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for expecting us to hear you through that mask.

Banned for the hearing impaired.

Banned for eavesdropping on the deaf and dumb... and when you learn sign language you'll actually understand what they're saying.

Banned because it’s a known fact that pirate captains stow away all curried cabbage products so they can fill their sails with intoxicating aromas