banned for being the manner nazi of the forums

Banned for being here 2 years and 3 months longer than me.

Banned for being a ban nazi.

The Admiral

banned for banning those who ban banners.

banned for one upping me in the time on forums department

Banned for being late to the party

banned for random hijinks and other such fluff

banned for nkowing how to spell hijinks.

banned for I know how to spell a lot of words

Banned for showing off.

Banned for interrupting their back-and-forth counter-banning.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned because they were already done so I didn’t interrupt anything.

banned for being a didn'ter

Banned for a being  can'ter.... and don't try to tell us you're not, cos we all know you can't stick your elbow in your ear, left or right.

Banned for telling him what he can and cant do.

-Sir Red Rocky54

banned for standing up for me

Banned for being an ungrateful bastard.

-Sir Red Rocky

Banned for using insulting names and calling him ungrateful.

Banned for...eh...ah screw it, I'm too lazy to make something up.

-Twi

Banned for lethargy in a young person who should have unbounded energy and high cerebral exuberance.

Banned for being an old fuddy duddy, a man who has sailed the seven seas should never have to tell a youngling how to act, just make them walk the plank and from here on lead by example only, for you are the scorch scourge of the vast oceans, a man to be feared by all.

Banned for trying to scorch the ocean. You'll just end up making a whole bunch of steam.

Banned for not realizing that steam is a very important part of the atmospheric cycle, without evaporation we would have no rain and without rain crops would fail, toilets would no longer flush and it would be near impossible to make any form of alcoholic beverages, in other words, life would cease as we know it.

Banned for having to explain science to a brain.

-Sir Red Rocky54

banned for picking on the brain