Banned for being down on someone who is so loving and tolerating that my dead grandmother can feel it.

banned by the dead and not the living

Banned for going to the cemetery to find somebody to talk to.

Banned for people are dying to get in. 

Banned for pre-Halloween non-jitters.

Banned for clowning around.  Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Banned because I can't think of a reason to ban you.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for clowning in a triangle.

Banned.

The Admiral

Banned for banning without knowing why.

Banned for needing to know why.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned because it’s just the right thing to do.

Banned because it's the wrong thing to do.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for forcing antiqued morals!

Banned for loose morals... now go get a wrench and tighten them up.

Banned because I finally got another chapter written.

Banned because that has absolutely no bearing on the rabbit fraternity and its desire to copulate furiously.

Banned for furious rabbits. 

I ban all who have posted without paying your pony tax.

-Twi

Banned for just wait there. I'll be right back with the cash. 

Banned for using cash instead of debit, yep that’s all I could come up with.

Banned for copious coming up withs.

Banned because it's Friday.

Banned because Saturday is coming back up.

banned because for once I would rather work then take the day "off" (Have root canals to do.)