Insufficient evidence ban

Banned because ample evidence has now been collected... though they're still trying to ascertain that it was your eyeball on the other side of the peephole into the girls locker room.  The DNA test results from what appeared to be a puddle of drool, however, should confirm it.

Banned for getting locked up.

banned for locking it down

Banned for locked in time.

banned because you put time in a bottle

Banned for I love that song. But, that's the last song I'd want if I was stuck on a deserted island.   Just sayin. 

Banned for thinking the jukebox on that island even has that song.

Banned for jukebox on an island with no plug.

Banned for and no "writing" paper.  

Banned for writing on paper. I don't think I've written 3 sentences on paper since high school.

Banned for satellite phone, Yeah!

Communication breakdown ban

Banned for taking breaks while banning is unheard of. 

banned for its always the same

Banned for might I recommend chili con carne instead of couscous\duck a l'orange.

Banned for, mmm chili...

banned for adding in the beans

Banned for beans are good for your heart

Banned because there is other stuff just a good but without the smelly fallout. They don't call them musical fruit for nothing ya know. 

Banned for clearing the pipes and letting the old organ belt out a tune

Banned for life, Armstrong.

Banned for stuff like that just makes me sad. It was a house of cards that reached alot of people. I hope his charity can exist beyond him. 

It won't.

There are other charities out there without the stink of a cheat.

Banned for ... yet.