banned for not realizing I am a Sci-Fi nerd

I have no specialty like Star Trek or Star Wars nerdism. I go both ways.

Banned for not specializing in a prestige class.

-Twi /)

Banned for being a LunaTic.

banned for being on the grass

Banned for being a double adapter.

Banned for going offworld.

Banned for being so flippant about mowing the lawn.

banned because lawns need to learn to mow themselves

Banned for... lazy bastard... and while you're at it, get mine to mow its self as well.

Banned for not just using plastic.

Banned for watering the plastic flowers your mother prankingly put in the garden.

banned for everyone waters the plastic

Banned for including me in that.... I use the toilet, thank you very much.

banned for letting things go down the toilet

Banned for not flushing... it's one of the three important F's... flushing, flossing, flicking... each being a way to rid oneself of unwanted flotsam, etc.

banned for flicking this place off

Banned for  flipping out.

banned for not letting me finish

Banned because the job's not finished 'til the paperwork's done... and you forgot the toilet roll, didn't ya?

banned for doing paperwork

Banned for milling it.

banned for sawing it

Banned for the blind carpenter... who picked up his hammer and saw

banned for having him look out the window

Banned for Apple.

banned for hate speech

Banned for a speech in sign language so's deaf people didn't miss a thing... cos there were blind people there who missed everything.