banned for I am blind

Banned for standing in the way of the particle beam as it reassembled something resembling a human being but not quite.

Banned because, on Australian broadcasts of speeches, etc., do they have a physical interpreter doing sign language even if the thing has no live audience and is subtitled like they do here?

(Good God, that's a mangled sentence!)

Banned for the mangled asking of something which I have absolutely no idea about

banned for not having an idea about ASL

Banned for too many ideas about USA [Unleashed Sex Appeal]

Banned 'cause I feel like it. 

Banned for having feelings. (\B):vulcan:(\B)

Banned for lack of feeling

banned for going with your feelings

Banned for your feelings betray you. Sister, you have a sister, Obi-Won was wise to hide this fact, now his failure is complete. Can't wait for May 2015, just got to get past December 2012...

banned for yellow line

Banned for Safari browser, still don't know why it does that, I stream movies using Safari...Using my standard now, Chrome...

Banned for browsers foreign to many www users... most of whom think a safari is to photograph lions... and chrome is something to tart up their car and/or motorcycle.

Banned for tarts.

Banned for denying you love a tart or three... especially those dainty ones who whisper sweet nothings in your ear and get you all hot under the collar... not to mention your underwear

banned for fearing underwear

Banned for introducing trepidation when the subject of knickers should be about hygiene and fond memories.

banned for getting your knickers in a bunch

Banned for getting kicked in the bunch.

banned for kicking the bunch

banned for breaking your foot on my bunch 

Banned by being brassy.

Banned for violent tendencies towards testicles... er, bunches.

banned for going violet