banned for walking like a Babylonian

Banned because Babylonian buskers balk at Berring Sea barracuda becoming beached because boating bastards brewed beverages beside the broadwater.

banned for over 'B' usage

Banned for being biliously beastly 'bout besotted bricklayers building better boathouses beside babbling brooks.

banned for not going with the 'C' words

Banned because C words can get you arrested... try saying certifiably crabby and cantankerously cretinous copper to a policeman and you'll see wot I mean.

banned for wanting me to taunt a policeman

Banned for calling 911 to gloat.

banned because I only call 91 for emergencies

Like the fact that my internet is down. Stupid phone company keeps shutting it down saying I need to pay for it. What is this place? America?

Banned for cravenly chickening out of callously calling the cop conceited cowardly names.

Banned for suggesting he made an illegal 911 call to generate grievous giggling toward operator Gertrude Gethsemane.

Banned for denying dollars to despicable, dastardly despots.

Banned for.... holy alliteration, Batman!

banned by all that is holy

Banned by the Covenant of Celestial Cephlapods

banned for three Cs of saddness

And you, Ryat, are banned for getting in the way of my perfectly set-up Halo reference.

Banned because a couple of backyard mechanics could have done to job...

Also banned fr letting your halo slip.

Banned for the domain extension of France.

banned for the French Warriors

Banned for frogs legs were not on the menu... I read every French letter and they simply weren't there.

Banned for the frogs of war.

Banned for all the war frogs past and present who have been accosted by toads bearing wart-giving nodules that render the victim dazed, immobile and covered all over in seeping pustules of septic ooze that drip all over the furniture... thus you never invite them into your sitting room to lounge on your sofa while sipping on your best brandy or nibble your best cheeses.

banned for "WHO LET THE FROGS OUT!"

Yeah, I went there.

Banned for going there without an invitation or a passport... and it's more the tadpoles you have to worry about getting out.  If they get into the town water supply it tastes all salty.

Yeah, I went there.

Banned for pulling your tad. Again.

Banned for having a little tad to pull... wouldn't fit it under the desk if it was a lot.