banned for assumption of sober

I can only drive drunk.

Banned for letting the car find its own way home after a night on the slops... that's NOT what they mean by a 'designated driver'

banned for not giving me a designated driver

Banned for thinking an unlicensed barfly is gonna drive you home before he's polished off the dregs from out of the drip trays.

Banned for going on a bad drip trip.

banned for dripping on the carpet

Banned for gushing all over linoleum... and leaving the puddle there for folks to slip in.

banned for slip sliding away

Banned for slipping up.

banned by the letters 'J' and 'L'

Banned for going all Sesame Street in a Play School world

Banned for seeing the same street.

Banned for being on the corner of 42nd St and 6th when the street sweeper went past on 44th and 9th... he missed you.

banned for being with the street sweeper at the time and getting him too drunk to do his job right

Banned for lobbing jobs at hobos.

Banned for the lady was a tramp

banned by the tramp of Notre Dame

Banned because the hunchback banneded the tramp first... making her ban invalid.

Banned for humpin' hunchbacks.

Banned for hunching humpbacks... for leaving tramp lady all tits up after she humped Notre Dame A, B and C leagues before dinner.

banned for going to dinner with her after all that

Banned for wining, dining, and whining, but not yet winning.

Banned for loose wingnuts and the wheels falling off... now stop messing about and fix that little red wagon.

banned by Flying Radio

Banned by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band... and yes, it was a real band back in the 60's....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonzo_Dog_Doo-Dah_Band