banned by the holy powers of .....

IDK, make something up.

...Bob?

Banned for making me complete the statement, and for making me regret using such a common name.

banned for being so common

Banned for being so... uncommon. 

Banned for caring is a human emotion.   It's not all about helping yourself.  That's a sure recipe for emptiness.

Somehow, to give is to recieve. I'm sure it's mathematical....

Banned for what is this... emotion... you speak of?

Banned for trying to find out. You won't like what you see....

Banned for taking things too literally.

...is there somewhere I can buy the holy text of the Church of IDK Make Something Up? I'm interested in learning more.

banned for not understanding that literal is the best way possible

Oh and just find a blank sheet of paper and write something down. There's your holy text.

   Amen to that. For one and all could be added.   maybe 

banned by the thumb police

Banned for banning before me... how many times has this been?

Just like any other holy text I suppose. What do we call our meeting place?

Banned because I don't know. I'm sure we can just make something up.

Banned for makeup.

Sounds as good as anything else.

Banned for then call it Church of Anna.        

Banned for making references that fly over my head.

Banned for there was a show called The Flying Nun.   Sally Field flew around in nun's garb and helped everyone.       {cuz I like her}   

Banned for using pink letters for... anything.

Banned because they're not pink, they're lavender. This is pink.

Banned because it's all pink to me.

Banned for this is not pink. But it was in 1979.  woohoo

Banned for advertizing outdated equipment.

-Huzzah!

Banned for not being able to see advanced, state-of-the-art equipment when you see it.

I'll take 5 please. 

Banned for insightfulness beyond the ordinaire.   Just make the cheque out to Church of Anna. 

{joking}   lol