Banned for Teal posted lore first time in 2 years....Da heck!!?!!

That is a surprise...

Banned for male ducks in the pond after a 24 month absence... and like my dear old grandmother used to say: "Ive heard ducks fart in the water before."... meaning she'd heard it all and wasn't impressed [with whatever].

banned for not being impressed

Saw that yes. Part of me would like to continue that but I barely have time for myself some days.

banned for the best impressions are pulled off by comedians with a knack for voices... now was that five shots or six?  You feelin' lucky, PUNK?

Banned for first impressions are set in five seconds apparently. 

banned for short term impressions

Banned for long term sounds like a medical condition.    :/

banned for long term vegan vacation

Banned for tofu dreams and green bean wishes.

banned for putting tofu in there

Banned for I have one friend that may have snuck some tofu by me, but I never tasted it.        Apparently it has no flavor of it's own, but rather blends in with what's around... much like the treasured avocado. 

banned for not realizing that tofu increases the production of estrogen

Banned for not wanting breasts.   

Banned for arousing me with the word breasts... they'e d..d...delightful.

Banned for wanting lots of tofu.    ;/

banned because my wife's breasts are plenty fine for me

Banned for wearing your wife's breasts.

banned for not letting me enjoy my wife's breasts

  Banned for objects in mirror are larger than they appear.               

Banned for reasons.

Banned beyond reasonable doubt.

doubtful ban

Banned for sure. 

banned for not letting me go to Gold Rush Days

Banned because the gold is gone now anyways. Those gold miners are Crazy!!!   And not cuz they have to spend$1,000,000  for gold mining equipment, they are just nasty Crazy!! 

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