Banned for picking it up to see if it'll unlock your chastity belt, but instead you find it winds up yer grandfather's clock

banned for grandfather's clocks but no grandmother's watches

Banned for time is of the essence.

Banned for the essence isn't all its cracked up to be.

 Banned for being late.

Banned for better late than under the...............<insert stupid stuff there.

Banned for expecting others to complete your ban... now get your finger out and insert it.....< insert something rude here.

banned for assuming something is rude

Banned for incomplete rudiments.

Banned for if Rudi has mints he should share.

banned for sharing

Banned for not shaing leads to fights. Really the Ryat? And banned for not sharing.

Banned for refusing a ride on the magic carpet... the genie's now out of the bottle and wants answers.

banned for going steppen wolf

Banned for not going.

banned for I have been and the warp drive was awesome

Banned for the magic carpet does not have warp drive... however, I'm told the pilot is quite warped

Banned for the Born to be Alive sticker was a b•tch to remove.  Have I ever mentioned how much dislike I have for F%#~N stickers...  Well it's behemoth! Can't ever remember even liking them. Fracking stickers.     -/

banned for wanting to be born dead

Banned for going way out of context.  Hehe

 And I'd like too include that mactac!!!   Hell on glue is what that is.  -/

banned for glueing

Banned for not finishing your sentence.

Banned for not sentencing your finish.

Banned for the hot air balloon will not get filled at this rate... so keep talking and hopefully it'll be full by Friday.

banned for being only half full of hot air