Banned for if you have an itch anywhere inside your underwear, please consult your doctor... cos it just ain't nice to see you scratching your arse in public.

banned for assuming it the rear end

Banned for bottom ending.

banned for bottoms up

Banned for even thinking about bottoms when all you really wanna do is make like a squirrel and scratch yer nuts.

banned for

Banned for film clips without boobies... how dare you, sir.

Banned for grapefruit.

Banned for lemon with my water thanks.

Banned for the last lemon I saw drinking water was 90 in the shade and right ornery

banned for thinking 90 is ornery

Banned for bringing winter back...21F...BRRR!

Banned for nobody brought Winter back.... it got there under its own steam cos some punk put wheels on it

Banned for steam-punking on winter. Reverse course!

Banned for today wlll be a Balmy 4+. I'll take it.

banned for taking the minimum

Demand maximum. You want global warming.

Banned for not being careful what you ask for.   50+ will be here soon enough. Extreme weather, my new norm.   :/

Banned for new norms in the extreme... and I've been 50+ for over 10 years and I always thought that was extreme

Banned for cold wind blowing.

Banned for eating to many ice cubes... cos the answer my friend, is blowin' in the ice cold wind... the answer is blowin' in the ice cold wind

banned by whomever the dog howls for

Banned for the harbinger hounds of Hades howl hellishly hevery night.

banned

why?

I don't know, I'm too tired to care.

Banned in a perverse manner.

-Twi

Banned politely.