Banned by trapeze irregularity.   (shame that is.  the woman's hat cleaned up good as new. )

banned for regularity

Banned for laxatives.

Banned for laxidaisiness. 

Banned for no soliciting allowed.

Banned for...   oh never mind.

banned for not throwing the definition of such a word back at him

Banned for we're speaking of Uvah, he enjoys going off roading in his own mind.  Maybe once too often.

Banned because once too often is not enough. Once a day is okay though.

Banned for once a king always a king, but once a knight is enough... unless you're Lancealot

Banning myself if my founders badge hasn't shown up yet.

DARCA

Banned for badgering.

Banned for yeah, I see your badge and you'll never take me alive copper, see.

Banned for we don't need no steenkin' badges [famous line from old western Treasure of the Sierra Madras]

Banned for badgers don't wear badges unless they're the sheriff.... or their name tag for Alcoholics Anonymous.

Banned for I am Robocop... and you are coming with me, dead or alive.

Banned for multiplicity.

Banned for complicity... seems you were heard conspiring with yourself to defraud you out of your spending money.  Seems yourself bought some peanut brittle behind your back and ate it with you.

Hehe, that'll teach you to refer yourself and me, myself and I.

Banned for third parties need not apply.

Banned for I haven't even had the first party yet... maybe I'll invite a few ladies of the day... cos ladies of the night will still wanna play well past my bed time.

banned for carrying on without me

Banned for twiliight nuptuals.

Banned by the Vampyre Impersonators Chapel Associashun. 

Banned for becoming a vampire.

Banned for daylight savings time.

unibanned

Banned for getting banned from uni, which usually is one of those unbannable places unless you do something really naughty to get yourself banned by the dean of bans and other academic shit.