Banned for life isn't a bed of roses.... ya gotta watch out for the pricks

Banned for exposing Stardock's lies.

banned for not coming here sooner

Banned for eating tangerines.

Banned for the fruit of life.... best you bring an apple for teacher

Banned for fruity loops.

Banned for not liking lemon drops.

banned for dropping the lemon like its hot

Banned for the heat in the kitchen.... thankfully the lemon coughed up some vitamin C so you can enjoy good health.

Banned for lemony pledges.

Banned for Lemony Snickets doesn't do pledges.... not while there's a snake in the grass and hot on his ass.

banned for grassy knolls

Banned for life in the slow lane.... now take your foot off the brake and move along, there's nothing here to see.

Banned for not seeing stuff.

Banned for Third Eye Blind stuff.

banned for artificially produced high pitched solo singing

Banned for the soprano's high note.... he used to be a baritone until a work accident took his nuts.

Banned for nuts are everywhere.

Banned for "Squirrel". 

banned for clam loving otters

Banned for beaver..... which are small furry animals gathered together in a river building dams.

banned for dams

Banned for Duck Dynasty's Jase could take care of that.  Or me, with enuf dynamite!

banned for

Banned for fore because for isn't enough for anything.... and fore skin divers went down to circumcise the whale but only three came back up.