Banned for meow mixes.

Banned for nothing wrong with being an animal. At the right time.     But not a fat corporate cat.  Or a donkey. Fish would be a bad choice. Is a fish an animal? 

banned for not knowing the definition of an animal

Yes, fish is an animal.

But is it an aminal?

Banned for misplaced genera.

Banned for another Easter bites the dust.  No turkey this year, the Chinese was yummy. 

Banned for scaring the Easter bunny.

banned for not frying the bunny

Banned for I don't want my [Playboy] bunny fried... not when she's 40.22.36 and can wiggle that little tail just right

Banned for bunny stew like Mom used to make. Goldie was awesome. 

banned for being just right

Banned for stewing bunnies.

banned by Stewie

banned for trolling new players.

Banned for bunny bopping is a team sport.... especially in South Sydney.  Go the mighty Rabbitohs

team banned

Banned for the solo effort... it's much more fun with a girl.

banned for thinking it was a solo effort

Banned for solo sote voce.

banned for musical theory

Banned for complaing about playing second fiddle... you're lucky to be in the orchestra.

banned for thinking I am playing

Banned for I'm listening to harmonica blues cuz I can't sleep.... It's over rated anyways

banned for not sleeping

Banned for gum on the bedpost..... and sweaty socks under your pillow

banned for pillows