Banned for restarting the Global Warming thread. 

Banned for oils well that ends well.   :/

banned for knock knocking the door

Banned for knock knock jokes that didn't do stuff.

banned for stuffing it

Banned for olive oil is good for the heart stuff...

Banned for the cardiac surgeon couldn't mend his broken heart.... seems he ran out of surgical staples.

Banned for Staples discontinued sutures for rubber bands and guerrilla glue. 

banned for not seeing the glue through the gorilla

Banned for gorillas don't need thermal underwear.... but give chimps gorilla glue and they'll run amok with it.

banned for being a monk that is amok

Banned for the monastary gates have been breached and the hordes have entered.... luckily, all the wine is hidden in the rattlesnake pen.

Amok   amok   amok.

Banned for witches with silly attitudes.

Banned for drunkin snakes aren't very good security.  Now I on the other hand, would be a perfect guard.

Banned for inebriating reptiles.

Banned for the lizards wanna know where theirs is.... though they'd be just as happy with a bit of weed, if somebody 'd be kind enough to go pick some dandelion leaves.

Banned for stoning lizards.

banned for not letting the lethargic lizards have their wee

banned for wee lizards

banned for bouncing in and out

banned because I'm very forgetful, and this slips out of my mind often for long periods of time

Banned for that trampoline has been used for looking over the fence.... and the topless lady sunbaking next door has reported a peeping tom to police.

EDIT:

Banned for posting hastily posting before I could ban Ryat

banned because its all a part of the plan hehe

Banned for the conspiracy is to bring bankers to their knees... cash syphillis is what they deserve... and should get.... on their nether regions for feching everyone over.

Banned for huh? Cashing syphillis for profit sounds like a bad idea. Just sayin :/