BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST I BANISH YOU DEM...OCRATS!!! lol.

banned for going political and religious

Banned for Amen to that.

banned for being in agreement with that

Banned for missing the bus.

banned because hail satan

Banned for the devil you know... which is also religious in an evil kind of a way.  Me, I just ban myself from all that crap and believe only in the power of the ding-dong brotherhood.... no church on Sundays, just a piss-up at the pub.

banned because that sounds a lot better than any religion I've heard of up until now

except for the cult me and my friends made up I suppose, but thats a long story

Banned for the sacrificial lamb... and then you get Mutton the phone screaming he wants the altar out of his place because of council by-laws

banned for altering my story

Banned for the devil is in the details. So avoid those.    

Banned for that which cannot be avoided.... and ain't it a devil when you've done what's necessary, only to find there's no paper.

banished to the void

banned for being null and void

Banned for vacant space.... and it has me beat why Null is still hanging around with Void after he was convicted of negating everything he touched.

Banned for roundabout goings on.

Banned for playground proclivities... and was that you I saw 'hanging out' on the swings?

You know there are much better ways to impress the girls than to go over the bar in a super-duper triple sling shot. 

I mean, how many times is it that you've fallen off now?

banned for embarrassing him

Banned for his secret is safe with us.

banned for secreting him

Banned 'cause the triple multiplied exponentially.

banned for mathmetical concepts that don't make sense

Banned for concepts unbecoming.

Banned for the catacombs are full of beasties with conduct unbecoming.... and in the still night air you can hear them scurrying in the back alleys searching for concepts.

banned by the beastie boys