Banned for the 1st male child... who won't turn into a beastie without proper guidance... so eat raw meat in front of him and show him how to shit in the woods.

banned for not teaching your daughter the same

banned for poor parenting all around

Banned for the sins of the father... and when they're visited upon the son the father smacks him and says: "Don't do as I do, do as I tell you!"

banned for not setting an example

Banned for being neither here or there... like you're up and down like Mary's pants when it comes to decisions about examples in the wild.

Banned for wild pants.

Banned for conservation.  By all means, help to protect wildlife where you can, but I think it goes a bit far when you save wild things in your pants.

banned for going where the wild things are

Banned for the wild things just stole all the avatars. 

Banned for hail, hail the gang's all here Uvah.   I dunno. :/

banned for some of us are here due to sickness

banned for being a sick, sick gas cloud

banned because I just might puke on you

banned for even thinking about it

how do gas clouds vomit anyway

banned for not knowing that we vomit stars

banned because that is terrifying

why would you do that

Banned because the ryat ate other stuff first.

banned for snitching 

Banned for listening.

banned for being snarky

banned for being tardy

banned for assuming I have a schedule to keep

banned because I made you one

it's like you don't even care about me  

Banned for Reign of Tears.