Banned because I feel like the invisible man:

Xer0 \^/

Thanks

*Grabs phone, dials number*

Heeeeeey, the recorded message said that there's a minimum waiting time of 45 minutes Oh fine.

*Grabs some chips, starts eating*

Banned cause I am really eating chips atm. Not kidding about that

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Banned cuz I can't see ur post.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for forum lag. I get that too sometimes.

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Banned for

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g.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for an "a" that does not need to be there.

Banned cause there are 2 a's that dont need to be there. He spelled it: "Laaag". 3 a's.

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banned because the living dead gametype in halo has a playlist called Braaaains in it.

Banned for brainz.

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Banned because the president of the company that makes US military body armor (which is itself under investigation for not working) is under investigation for trying to bribe a racehorse veterinarian into developing a memory-erasing pill that he had planned to give to his financial officer to stop her from telling the government about his attempt to buy hookers and porn for his employees and a US$10000 jewel-encrusted American flag belt buckle for himself, them pass them off as "business expenses".

Banned for the whole thing smells worse than a sewer in a major city.

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Banned for the death of Summer Vacation.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for killing Summer Vacation. Murderer!!!

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banned for accusing him of murder

Banned for covering up murderers. Its the Death panels next, I'll tells ya all!

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Banned.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for simplicity.

Banned for complexity.

@Xer07: Banned for absolutely NO imagination. Nearly every ban of yours these days is: "Banned. Xer07 \^/" You disappoint me  

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Banned for allowing Xero07 to disappoint. Seems like you should have properly diminished your expectations by now.

Banned for destroying all my hopes and expectations on Xer07.

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Banned because that's a universal goal of mine, tbh.

However, no matter how low I set other's expectations for me, my own expactations are always too high.

Have I mentioned I want to join West Point?

Xer0 \^/

Banned for, what is West Point?

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West point is the highest ranked and most infamous college in America, above even Harvard, where we train our top Military Officers.

Banned.

Xer0 \^/

Above Harvard? I thought Harvard was the best

Banned for my not-so-great knowledge of US schools.

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Harvard is the best Civilian school.

That, and only US Citizens, as far as I know, can attend, since you need the top grades in your district AS WELL AS Senator Recommendation to join.

Banned.

Xer0 \^/