Banned for manual dexterities.

banned because I'm entitled a spot here 

Banned for Spot ran away with Dick and Jane.

Banned for bringing up dick and spot in the same sentence.... though spotted dick is quite a nice dessert with custard.

banned for showing your custards to everyone

Banned for Y... hehe, take it away and you're just a rat. 

banned for rating me out

Banned for

Here's the other 't'

banned for t-ing me up

Banned for tee upiness.

banned for teeing off without us

banned for flog references

Banned for symbolic this...that...and the other thing.

banned for turning me into a symbol

Banned 'cause cymbals are noisy.

Banned for being in the band... damned drums ain't much better... and that bloke on the horn oughta stop chasing that pretty cellist or he's liable to run into something and bend it.

Banned for turning the corner.

Banned for seeing 'round corners... s'pose them bug eyes come in useful for something. 

Just don't be looking under the doors in the Walmart ladies changeroom... we'll hear the screams and know it's you.

  Banned for camouflage is the way to go there.    invisible

Banned for weird dudes in dud duds... if you saw them in the backyard you'd spray them with weedkiller and/or pesticide... emphasis being on the pest.

Banned for weird knows no bounds. Alot of work went in making those "duds".    

 Nonetheless, participation was corralled and imprinted in time. 

Banned for participation in those duds... you could've at least waited 'til they took 'em off.

Also banned for keeping those dudes corralled like a couple of wyld stallyns [Bill and Ted don't need the competition]

Banned for all things considered.

Banned for I considered you to be already banned due to lunatic fringe associations of the higher level

And don't say it's not true, I attended a Lunatics Association meeting and saw you there.

Banned for the higher the fewer.