Banned for there may have been fewer lunatics, but the ones who were there had higher levels of lunacy

Also banned for Red Rider.... in some parts that's a coloured condom with reigns attached so's it can be steered in the right direction.

Banned for the right direction is in front of the a/c today. That humidex really sucks. Forget washing the floor cuz it'll never dry.  

(like I wash floors at 40+ temps... phhht)  (my dear mama might have, she ironed our sheets. )

Banned for who needs extra lubrication... at 40c there'll be enough sweat if you're going in that direction.

Also banned for not mopping the floors... of course they'll dry, you use the newly ironed sheets.

Banned for borked sheets.

Banned for friction between the sheets, just take a pill to break the borked sleep cycle and stop tossing and turning all night.

Banned for a borged sleep.     How does one fold metal sheets anyways...?

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Banned for The Collective is on to you.... your attempts to iron metal sheets has angered 1of11 and he has sent 10of11 to get you to refrain due to power consumption issues.

banned for insanity under the blue moon

Banned for the Borg have contol over the blue moon... thus all insanity will be assimilated and the party's at their place... BYO food and drink.

Banned for green cheese is their weakness. Uh huh  

( Imagining green lasagna.  )

Banned for Einsteinian silliness.

banned for mocking the silliness of it all

Banned for being Justified.   As in the whole season five. Four was excellent.     

banned for seasonal justification

Banned for random pontification.

banned for boing

Banned for boing boing on the pontificate.

Banned for Boing has jets coming out of its armpits.... so come fly with me, or fly me to the moon... and no procrastinatation on whether you should pontificate or not.

banned mooning over boing pontification

Banned for the pontif wasn't mooning, the crack you saw when he bent over was a reflection of Anall Canyon... and no, he wasn't going Boing when Airbus has bigger toilets in which to join the mile high club.

Banned for having a pontif.  That's needing bigger bathrooms, and wasn't that Waddle Canal?  hehe

banned for waddling all over that comment

Banned for ducks aren't welcome.... they can waddle off in the other direction while we enjoy some KFG.  Yeah, goose is good if it's cooked well and the spice is right... so how much is that doggie in the window, 20, 30 or 40 dollars?

Banned for doggie bucks.

Banned for pooch posse pandemonium.