Banned for tapping into virus ridden weather clappers.

banned by the BBQ boys

Banned for dancing shrimps on the barbie.... they're not supposed to be alive when you chuck 'em on.

banned for not letting your food live before you eat them

Banned for increasing the fresh factor X10.

Banned for meat is best when hung non-refrigerated for 2 weeks to drain excess blood.... don't do this with seafood.

Banned for BYOS parties.     [bring your own steak]

banned for staking it out

Banned for Dracula doesn't believe in that... and garlic steak is not on his menu since he lavishly enjoyed lady loin chops.

He's also partial to neck of mutton if nought else is available,

Banned for mutton says lovin like a neck'n peck'n?    maybe

banned because its mutton yesterday, mutton today, and sun come up it will be mutton again tomorrow

Banned for Red Riding Hood never necked or pecked with her virginal lips... though she'd lay back and enjoy it being done to her.

Also banned for mutton dressed as lamb... and should we really worry about the age difference?  Charlie Chaplin never did.

Banned for some people won't stop with the peckin with the lips.  To much of anything is bland after a while.   And one should always worry about the age difference.     Except for lambs and wolves. maybe

banned for being on the lamb

Banned for lambdalambda list is very coveted? 

Banned for going to the Nerds with just 2/3 rd's of the frat name... and Booger wants t' know if you peck on 1st dates.

Banned for bringing Booger.

banned for not watching out for that pothole

Banned for I always thought a pothole is where one hid one's dope.. now you're telling me a truck fell into one on highway 59.

Banned for a quick ride to Australia,or is it China?   anyway... to infinity and beyond.  And watch out for that tree.

Banned for the road to Shangri La.... Bob Hope never made it there and Bing Crosby was turned away at the gate for singing out of tune.

Banned for sometimes I feel sad for all the new generations that will never know all these great movies and actors. Bob Hope, OMG, made me laugh out loud all by myself sooo much. Love him.      

banned for not telling the dolphins thank you

Banned for Nemo is getting an email now.

Banned for Nemo prefers snail mail... so's he can eat the carrier after reading. 

Oh how he loves that escargot.