Banned for x marks the spot.   Not to be confused with Spot the running dog.                         

banned for not knowing spotted dog is very tasty

Banned for time for some Matrix kicks... Hi-yah

Banned for Spot the dog isn't running but driving without a license... and I 'spotted' he's an accident waiting to happen cos he is not watching the road.

banned for talking sense on this post

Banned for sense is under-rated.... there needs to be more of it in some places government and less in others here

darn it still have to ban you, banned for making me think not to ban you.

Banned for overthinking it all.... uncomplicate things like I did and stop thinking.

banned for thinking you can make life uncomplicated,

banned for not working all day

banned because I have worked more hours than you ever will (10 years running a night shift would get in around 5:40 pm leave around 7:30AM 6 days a week most weeks living on my 2 pensions next year get my state pension which will mean more family holidays i have earned that, have a nice day with you easy job (1000 ton press we used hand block and tackle to get tools in and out up to 4.5 tons half a tool made 25" tv cabinets , garden chairs ,wheel trims ,child safety seats for cars. It was a great life but the plastic industry died in the UK spent 6 years with Matchbox Toys one of the last out the door when they went to the far east the whole factory just like that.

banned for having an easy life

*goes back to 14 hour a day 7 days a week job getting paid a dollar a day*

makes a man of you banned for going soft

banned for softening me up

banned for not knowing soft center is good in most

banned for banning and ending up here alone.!

banned for being all alone

Banned for being all alone in a crowd.

banned for crowding me out

Banned for being Far From the Madding Crowd....now get back to the asylum before they notice you're missing.

banned for making me go back to work

Banned for taking work to the asylum with you.... but not to worry, you're not permitted to have it in the padded cell.

Banned for never liked homework as a kid but I enjoy working from home today. 

Banned for homework... and don't try saying the dog ate it again... we know he's on a strict diet and has cut out the carbs.

Banned for Happy Good Friday y'all.   Hope you've got your bunnies and eggs ready.