Banned for sneaking in under the radar and banning the express purpose of banning... which IS banning.

banned for radar

Orright, then... banned for sneaking in over the sonar and banning without consent.

banned for sonar coverage

Banned for no TV coverage... news crews should've been there when you fell off the wagon and injured yer pride.

banned for wagons

Banned for Pride is the horses name, which pulls the covered wagon while cruisin for some news.

banned for ghost banning

Banned for a ghost of a chance... so if ever you're in the right place at the wrong time, look up the address of a medium with telekinetic abilities to find where yer boogie man's at.

Banned for medium ghosts give the best glow. justsayin

Banned for making me think you did a typo and where do I find one of these medium ghosts....  but would I even feel it?

banned for feelings, nothing but feelings

Banned for all we have are feelings. OK, maybe a little more.

Banned for feeling that feelings are all we have... cos just when you feel you're all felt out, the hammer comes down and you can feel a little bit more.

Banned for reminding me to refresh my coffee.

Banned for tip it out and make a new one...  and don't forget to wipe the froth off yer nose.

Banned for shaken not stirred Cappuccino.  

banned for frapping cappuccinos

Banned for you'd tell the waiter to frapp off if he brought you a cappuccino that had be shaken violently... so how much is left in the cup.

banned for poor banning you ban all and still here

Banned for we got rid of a lot.... it's just the persistent buggers who keep coming back.

Also banned for the persistent smile 100% of the time.... nobody should be that happy.

Banned for he thinks your kidding.     mwahh haa haaa ha

banned for kidding around

Banned for of course I'm kidding.         Seriously though, hand holding and coddling is Ryat and starkers volunteered.

(I am kidding)

banned for shifty eyes