Banned for I bet a ripe banana could attract some company of the miniscule flying variety.   And yes, turn that ban around.

banned for relaxed ban

Meditate on this, ban. 

banned for wanting me to calm down through the use of pharmaceuticals

Banned for a bit of a stretch.

stretch ban

Banned for climate changed has fudged your thinking.... you knew as well as I do that that's not the way to do it.

banned for fudging the numbers to prove your point

Banned for I do not need to prove my point...  climate change/global warming is a conspiracy. 

Frigid women and cooler Winters prove it.

banned for changing the subject

Banned for not paying attention... subject chaning has happend on every page of this thread since its inception.

Banned for not knowing that there are no frigid women,  only lousy lovers. 

banned for blaming the other side

Banned for who else . Unless you want to blame the parents.

Banned for my 2nd wife was frigid.... I used to get frost-bitten fingers IF/when I touched her.

Also banned because I AM good in bed.... I stay on my own side all night, I don't snore at all, and I don't hog the blankets.

banned for being a lion in bed

Banned for suggesting I'm a pussy.... though you should hear me roar.

  Banned for obviously roaring good times.  You're sure it's not laughter now...

banned for the cackle

Banned for being left in the wrong place at the right time.... and will there be time left when the time's right?

banned for not centering things right

Banned for says lite brite.    not

Banned for talking after lights out.... there's a time and a place, you know.

banned for poor placement

Banned for placement is all that matters in a world where things get misplaced and go missing so easliy... like if Noah had placed the Ark on Mt Everest we'd have found it years ago.