banned for rhythm and blues

Banned for relying on the rhythm method.

banned for knowing the truth about how my daughter came into being

Banned for too much information... AND bragging about it.

I tried the rhythm method once.... but the neighbours complained the music was too loud.

banned for assuming that was too much

Banned for ubiquitous assumptions.

Banned too much is never enough.... Once a king always a king but once a knight is enough.

Banned cause knight tables are round. No being square allowed.

banned for squaring off about it all

Banned for trying to put a square peg in a round knight... hope you used some Vaseline

banned for lining a vase with petroleum products

Banned for not introducing the aliens to said petroleum products prior to the anal probe part of your abduction....  now you're gonna be bandy legged for a week or two.

banned for not realizing that they were doctors checking me for cancer

At least that's what they told me.

Banned for noises from the duck's bill... quacks

Banned for quacking out of season.

Banned for quacking out of season.

Banned for pouble dosting.... and if I were you, I'd put a Bandaid on that quack on your head

banned for using things that have no value

Banned for value is less if its more.

banned for being too hot

Banned for hot and trot are mutually exclusive.

banned for trotting with the oddities

Banned for not knowing how long is a piece of string... and no, it didn't get knotted

Banned for knotting at all. 

banned for poor punage