banned for insanity in the bedroom

Banned for keyhole peeping again.... and keep quiet about the blow-up doll, I don't want everyone knowing.

banned for blowing things up

Banned for deflate-gate got nuthin' on this.

Banned for thinking I burn the candle at both ends

Banned 'cause Jack did and roasted his family jewels.

banned for toasting the jewels

Banned for they go hand in hand with weiners.

banned for handing it all in

Banned for handling.... now get yer hand out of yer pocket and stop trying to shine the 'family jewels'.

Banned cuz "I'm Batman" . 

Banned for undies on the outside...

Banned cuz that's rong.   maybe

Banned 'cause I are me!

Banned for mistaken identity.... you am you, at least most of the time.

banned because I before u except before death

Banned for alphabetical funerals.

Zombie ban. 

banned for too many hours worked

Banned for expecting extra pay... the boss gives you something extra to do out of the goodness of his heart, and you want more money.

Banned for yes.   And that's MOORE, MOAR, MOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR, more. Just so's there's no confusion. 

Banned for greed. An insidious disease.

banned for greed makes sure I have a job

Banned for having a job where greed pays.... and gluttony keeps the livestock fat.

Banned for removing Grinch feelings.  It is a good life after all.