banned for whining10 commentary

Banned for backtracking.

banned for not tracking very well

Banned for coming back once a year just to lurk around the forums. 

banned for attempting a ninja move

Banned for leaving the seat up.

Banned for sitting on the toot before realising the seat was up

banned for more toilet humor than a public lavatory 

Banned for hanging around public latrines long enough to know how make a comparison.

Banned for inconveniences.

And banned for perennials.

And marshmellons...

And beezwax...

And oil...

That's it

banned for leaving it at that

Banned for numbers in the background.

banned for looking too deep

Banne for champagne taste and beer pockets. 

Banned for sticking cash in a sow's ear, thinking it was a silk purse.

Also, banned for beer taste on a Soda Stream budget.

banned for bringing up bland alcoholic beverages 

Banned for bland alcoholic beverages are NOT in the Soda Stream catalogue

Also banned, because unlike me, you drink bland alcoholic beverages that taste like dirty old dishwater

Banned for eating soap.

banned for constant mouthwash 

Yeah, no. I am very unAmerican when it comes to beer.

Same here!  Thing is, I would drink American beer if all our breweries went on strike and dirty old dishwater was hard to come by.

Hey....I...hic...resemble that remark. American...hic...beer is....hic........

Bannned! Afetr I pop one open.  

*gurgle gurgle*

banned for banning the world's past time of beer drinking

Banned for lapping up the foam.

banned for foaming over and being put to sleep

Banned for making like a fire extinguisher and foaming at the mouth.... thank yerself lucky yer not a pooch.