banned for trying to get to the root of the square

Banned for calling out 'Westward Ho' like a wagonmaster and offending a whole generation of working girls between Queens and Albuquerque.

banned for assuming that they were offended

Banned for doing the Can Can.

banned for not including the lids

Banned for lifting the lid on a can of air and letting loose a waft of chemical compounds that were quite happy in their container home.

Banned for worms on the loose. Where are the early birds.

Banned for trying to catch yourself a poultry breakfast by tempting the early bird to come closer by wiggling your wanton and wayward worm at it.

banned for subtle word usage

Banned for not so subtle rummaging through the dictionary to find a word to use in your unsubtle attempt at a ban.

*subtle ban*

Banned for being too subtle and not getting your point across in a clear and concise manner.

It's like the subtle hermit... who lived and died so subtley that nobody ever knew he existed.

banned for hemorrhaging 

Banned for steamy, hot, humid, wet, sweaty, oxymorons.

Banned for steamy, hot, humid and sweaty solo sessions in the bedroom.... turn down yer 'leccy blanket a bit.

banned for bedroom advice

Banned for needing it so much, but rather than address the issue you choose to 'walk the dog' all by yourself.

Banned for under the covers undercover work.

Banned for going undercover for an undercover organisation to covertly investigate other undercover people doing undercover work for other undercover organisations.

banned for throwing the over shoulder boulder holders into the toilet

Banned for using a A-Cup over the shoulder boulder holder flopper stopper as a jockstrap.

Banned for all kinds of words ending in e r.

banned by a few of my favorite things

Banned for things are made by this and that.

banned for homo sapiens and other destructive denizens of gaia