banned for trying to con the rich

Banned for conning towers. Up periscope!

Banned for thinking up periscope, down panties... let's have some decorum here in this mans/womans navy.

Banned for piratical musings.

Banned for musing about pirates on submarines... tho hanging mutineers from the yardarm wouldn't be so easy.

banned for not thinking that it would be more fun

Banned for feeding the fishes.

so long and thanks for all the fish

oh and banned

Banned for being all frack to bont and confusing the hell out of all the new-to-English readers.

Also banned for being grateful for getting fish but not for getting crabs.

Banned for sideways.

sidewall banned by the agency of haven

Banned for going to Haven and bringing back the 'troubles' with you... but then you've always been troubled, hey.

Banned for slyly insinuating a road to someplace.

banned for assuming that there is a road 

Banned for being so unassuming that you not only missed the road but also the topless hitchhiker beside it who was trying to thumb a ride to there and back to see how far it is.

Banned for pickin' up topless hitchhikers that glow in the dark. Them headlights'll blind ya.

banned for being topless in the middle of the night with dayglo body paint

Banned for yellow tassels acting like whirligigs.

banned for tassels in the sky with rubies

Banned for Lucy in the sky doesn't use tassles cos she believes in freeing the nipple... as do I.  I mean, what's so obscene about a freakin' nipple fer crike's sake?  For mine, some women showing their face is more obscene, but I won't mention any names cos that'd bring politics into it.

banned for being a prude about faces

Banned for the faces I find obscene has nothing to do with prudishness, just an aversion to those on damned bankers; advertising execs; lawyers; user car salesmen and politicians... besides, faces that are accompanied by nipples getting out for a breath of fresh air are much nicer to look at.

Banned for wishful musings on the emancipation of delectable assets.

Banned for it's not so wishful thinking, well not here in Oz, where freeing the nipple isn't considered almost criminal and there's a big song and dance about it.

No, we have a much healthier attitude towards nipples over here... like most Aussie men will feign being like a deer stuck in the 'headlights' just to ogle a while longer.

This is King of the U-niverse. Reply 20500 on page 821 is mine...all mine!

Banned all you varlets for disobedience. Go to your room. No ice cream for you tonight.

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